1. The largest toy distributor in the world is Macdonald's.
-lol. even more that toysrus?
2. Girls with a ring finger longer than their index finger are considered to be more aggressive, more likely to be bisexual, and are less likely to get breast cancer.
-wah. nvm abt the more aggressive, i am less likely to get cancer. thats good right?
3. Giraffes have no vocal chords.
-maybe cause their necks are way toooooo long.
4. Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height. In human terms this is equal to a 6 foot person jumping 780 feet into the air.
-lol imagine jumping that 237m!!
5. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-lousy engineers.
6. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.
-i didnt know that bats cant walk. lol. they are like so cute.
7. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
-is it real? i didnt realise actually. but i thought can start from right too?
8. Handwriting:
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.
-this is funny. haha.
9. Maturity:
Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.
-lol. men. immature. kris said those males that have not married are BOYS. while those married are MEN.
10. Restrooms:
Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.
Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"
-lol. thats quite true. but how come women go in packs?
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